granted, but she got 3 instead!! O_o

i wish that i had some hot coacoa right now... (even though i could make that happen...)

Granted but it's so hot it burns your tongue so badly you can't taste anything anymore. EVER.

I wish for chocolate truffles <3

granted, but theyre rotten and melted....

i wish for a cute little fluffy kitteh! :3

granted but the fluff keeps growing you out of house and home
I wish I could go through walls

Granted, but you got stuck half way through them!
I wish that there is 2 more hours in a day.

Granted, but the week gets extended to twelve days instead of only 7!

I wish caffeine would keep me awake instead of putting me to sleep. ><;

Granted, but you ended up growing a pair of boobs on your head.

I wish I had a portable toilet duct taped to my bum.

Granted, but it makes your butt sag to your knees.

I wish a song were named after me.

granted, but it's a lewd, nasty, and unflattering song.

I wish I had some carrots to munch.

Granted, but they were radioactive carrots changing you into a carrot yourself!

I wish good things will happen to the one granting this wish.

Granted. Hooray, I'm wide awake! :D

I wish I was a lucky duck.

Granted but you can no longer soar the skys
I wish today would last longer

Granted, but it never ended.
I wish I can have octopus for dinner.

Granted, but its insides turned to solid ink cubes.

I wish I had siblings.

Granted, but you suffer by annoying whinning and you had to share your computer time with them also.

I wish I was an a lonely child.

Granted, but your friends replace your siblings and start living with you, ending up being worse than siblings. xD

I wish I had a flying car without having to cut off a foot.