Bugs + Shoe + Birds - Vultures = Conversation

I call this theory... "The Birds and the Bugs"!

*is hit with tomatoes from every direction*

XD It could work! If it doesn't, there's always talking to yourself. -nods-

Oh sure, that works for a while. But after a while, myself starts to interrupt me while I'm talking. To myself. Makes for an awkward conversation. :/

I've never heard of that happening. XD But I guess that would get awkward. Then next thing you know, you'll be talking smack about yourself and you will hear it! O.o

Yeeeeaaaah, I'll show me who's who! I mean, what's what! What's who!

And so it starts. XD -watches in amusement-

*punches self in the face* Aaaaaye, I wasn't ready! *trips self* Foul play, foul play!

Hallo everyone. c: <3

Too bad you don't have a 3rd self to be a referee in this. o.o

Hello Blaine. =]

Hello Blaine! *grabs kicks own shin* It was a time out! I hate fighting me, I cheat. No, I don't!

Edit: That's right, I grab-kicked my shin! And don't anybody question it!

That was very impressive I must admit. =O

Only the best of the not-worstest can perform the self grab-kick without pulling a muscle.

I would most definitely pull a muscle doing something as extreme as that. -is not very flexible-

Well, it certainly not easy. It took me hundreds of years to learn it.

And by years, I mean thirty seconds. I... I've never done the self grab-kick before, to be honest. I accidently tore my leg off. V_V

I am having a very difficult time imagining this but what I do manage to picture certainly is amusing.

O.o; -watches blood trickle everywhere-

Oh my... you need... a band-aid or something for that? XD