hmm... I guess.

We are obsessed with shiny and sparkles =O

We rub down people in oil.. Shine our cars...throws glitter on shiz

Fireworks were originally a tool of war, as were most things.

*throws magic glitter dust* LIVE!

*blows away all the dust*

DIE!! >O

*Pours glitter on Duchess* Hey look, you sparkle!

Actually, while gunpowder was a tool of war and gunpowder is used in fireworks, fireworks themselves were a tool of superstition.

The Chinese thought the bright lights and noise scared away evil spirits and ill-will in the New Year.

(Thus ends today's session of "Stuff johnny's Humanities of Asia Professor Would Teach When the Overhead Projector Malfunctioned." Tune in next time!)

*sandbags the thread with glitter* LIIIIIVE!!! *kicks duchess for good measure*

And thus hopefully ends the "johnny schools Gozed and makes him feel stupid." :P I at least know it was used in war.

Wiggles is a smarteh ladeh ;D

*is kicked* Owwwiieeee T_T

Worry not, Gozed! I don't doubt your intelligence! :B

'allo everyone :3

Hi Aiko~

Yo kids. So, when does the earthquake end. My poor eyes! ><

Tell me about it... It hurts.

Are you guys using a different browser than Firefox, and it's showing up as more than just "tilted boxes and slightly wonky text"?

Because I can read whole paragraphs and stuff all day and the Earthquake effect doesn't bother me at all.

Yeah, it doesn't bother me too much~