Granted, but the banana tastes green, the milk is curdled, and you are no longer able to drink anything but from this bottle.

I wish I had a dime every time someone made a perverted comment around me.

Granted, but it only works if the comment had the word "Rubbish" in it.

I wish the entire word had a British Accent!

Granted, but you learn only dead languages that hardly anyone can understand =/

I wish there were more shoes on Trisphee T^T

granted, but they are always the wrong color
Wish I had a working new 3DS

granted, but you stole it from a charity and were reported for it.
I wish I could be with my girlfriend.

granted, but tomorrow will be twice as worse.
I wish to be a chick.

Granted, you are now a chicken!

I wish my sunburn would stop peeling O_O

Granted, but now your sunburn is now burning your skin to ashes! D=

I wish everyone in existence had to go poop right here right now.

Wish granted but you have to clean every single toilet.

I wish I was bigger!

granted but a big as a dog only..


I wish I can get too much shinesss

Your wish is my command~ But it shines too brightly and blinds you

I wish I could save the world

granted but you saved the wrong one

i wish i could remember the song i can't seem to remember from a 3rd grade play i did

granted but it starts again the next day and continues for the rest of your life

i wish i could meet my friend bianca in person

Granted but good looking people don't check you out

I wish everything was edible

Granted but the price paid for this wish is your appetite.

I wish for a new game console.

Granted but the power cord is broken

I wish I had a stronger voice

Granted, but now you cannot use your voice due to a bad and long lasting case whooping cough.

I wish my dog would learn to clean up after herself.

Wish granted, but you forget how to.

I wish I could shapeshift into anything I wanted!!!

Granted, but its extremely random and you can't control it.

i wish i could fly

wish granted but you will never ever stop flying..


I wish she is here beside me

wish granted but you are working so hard in construction site..and now you're not bored

I wish I have chocolate

Granted but the chocolate is going to give you the atomic runs for life.

I wish I had a padded room to bounce around in. o 3o

Granted but you also get a nice straight jacket to go with it.

I wish I wasn't sleepy. -_-

Granted but you can never sleep ever again

I wish I could eat breakfast right now.

Granted, but the eggs were rotten.

I wish I could play in a band.

Granted, but the band sucks.

I wish it wasn't so hot and humid right now.

Wish granted but everything freezes over

I wish I could fall asleep.

Wish granted~
But you cannot awake until true love's kiss breaks the spell put on you to put you to sleep.
This isn't cheesy, no way.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

Granted but now there are less hours in a night.

I wish my nails would stop breaking DX

granted but you dont have a nail..


I wish I have a load that is infinity

Granted you have a load but its a load of broken infinity cars.

I wish for curly hair.

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...links/orbs.png

Your wish is granted, but it is barely an inch long and curly.

I wish for a pet dragon.

granted but now it tries to eat you every time you see it

I wish i had a new house