granted but now you have a cat thats just as annoying
i wish i could go to a rave

Granted but you killed it


I wish for a plasma cannon

Granted, but you didn't have any plasma ammo to shoot it.

I wish I had my own personal planet.

Granted, but then it's barren and depressing.

I wish my room would clean itself. >.>

Granted but then all of your stuff is gone

I wish I was skinnier

granted but now your a skeleton(happy early Halloween!)
i wish i was a wolf

Granted but you drank pertol instead.

I wish my water bottle was full.

granted but its contaminated water...

i wish i can eat roast beef now

Granted, but it tastes like dog food.

I wish I didn't have to work.

Granted but now your internet died.

I wish I had a job.

Granted but your boss is a sick pervert.

I wish Tigers weren't on the endangered list

Granted, but now there are more tigers than humans. Which they eat us all.

Tori want a house.

Granted but it's infest with termites.

I wish life was simpler.

Granted, but then life seems a lot less exciting.

I wish I wouldn't sleep so much.

Granted but now you can't sleep at all. Ever.

I wish my mom never got a dog D<