*sigh* well, almost time to grab my taser and start actually working... good night everyone!

Wooo, tase those criminals!

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She's not at work
She's not at school
She's not in bed

XD well, it appears I was wrong. We're apparently short-handed tonight, so I get to stay in my tower and stare at the walls all night

Tower guard duty?

Watch out for Assassins, Ninjas, Kids with Green Hats, Heroes Chosen by the Crystals, Members of AVALANCHE, and other things like that.

Indeed, all worthy opponents to keep an eye out for. Now where's my shotgun...

Be sure to load it with special ammo.

I would be thrilled if our department issued us 12ga shotguns and dragon's breath. Unfortunately, in the secure areas we're only allowed to carry Tasers. Can't even bring my Glock back here *tear*

Thats for the inmates safety, you'd be trying to do target practice.

You're probably right. They justify it as our safety, so the inmates won't have access to firearms in the event of a riot or something

Inmates don't deserve safety, obviously they didn't care about anyone else's... Otherwise they wouldn't be inmates.

Should have bombs in their bodies, small bombs, that the guards have a universal remote to.

That happens to be on the same frequency as a remote controlled car.... <_<

For some reason that made me think of Gamer

Or the same frequency as every FM radio.

I think I'm against exploding inmates, if only because I don't wanna clean up the mess afterwards

But you're a guard, not a janitor.