lol i think dk is interested

Ummm Dk I can't whore him out.... we do doubles

Hmmm....*conjures up stripper pole* You can look, but no touchy! *starts dancing* Do I have a DJ?

here i thought you were gonna use him to attract peoples to the thread.. like one of them neon light females :3

*pulls out table with dk stuff on it and flips a switch for the speakers to come out*
Song?

That could work....

Eh, surprise me. I can dance to just about anything....so some songs make me want to dance a little more risqué....

o-o I don't think Cest La Vie from sailor moon live is proper stripper song

Eh, doesn't have to be "proper".....can make just about any song stripper-rific!

*puts on single ladies*
will this work?

Oh god... yes yes yes

lol i think tiva approves

Sure, that will work! *starts dancing and shaking rear* Ooooh...this is fun. *dances around pole*

*holds back laughter and keeps music going*

o-o, I'ma go to my life guard chair.... where's my floaty?

*points to mini-hot tub* Right there in the special DK lifeguard section.....

*dances to music and gets more risqué by the minute*