And how did we accomplish that?

I don't want to say I did something illegal like download of programs
so I'll just say I spent all afternoon trying to view a .docx

That's one reason I never try it, because I'd be afraid of bricking my computer. There's ways to avoid it though, right? Is sandboxing still effective?

It is.
I'm just very mdumb

Have they not taught you how to use protection in schools?

Honestly, no :(
we don't have sex ed and our leading presidential candidate in the polls misinformed the people with fear so we'll never have anything close to that

mdom: Not only will no one know how to insert a USB in the right way on the first try, they won't know to exercise caution with unknown USB sticks.

Espy: Oh! The unknown origin one. That actually has some really nice poses.

Like they kept falling for the fake news that the worker's party wanted to distribute a 'gay kit' to 6 year olds and that was the most terrible thing
but they voted for the lower house a guy who did gay porn? very coherent guys

Unknown origin?

mdom: I guess they learned how well faking news worked. Not that it wasn't always a thing. Just easier to spread. But then people actually believe bad Photoshop. I wonder what will happen when faking audio becomes more popular, because it seems easier now.

Espy: "i have no idea where this is from send help" in your item guide.

Yeah one of the guy's sons(he has 4 and they're all in politics too) met Bannon so we know where their strategy came from.

Oh cheeseballs, right.

I bet the son's worked their way into politics through hard work and not at all nepotism.

Yeah, his 3 sons and 1 ex wife that are politicians definitely worked they way to the top.
Why is my family not influent.

I wonder how different your personality would be, if that was the case?

Hm... Maybe they wouldn't have let me study philosophy, and I guess I'd be a truly different person. I mean, I've always been this weird, but college opened up my mind a lot.

Perhaps you'd be in the news for trying to build a rainbow mansion.

HEY
not trying, succeeding ok!
Living lavishly. Not knowing avatar sites D: Nooooooo

But at least you can be your own version of an avatar. You can be a designer's eccentric muse.

Or the very own eccentric designer!!

Mcqueen died too young for me to have been his muse :<

You could have taken Isabella Blow's place instead of Daphne Guinness. But you would have had to make sure I could go to the shows.

But of course! You'd be on the runway, intimidating everyone with your eyebrows

Nooo, no runway. Just hiding far enough in the back to still be able to see.

Look at these lipstick cases, just UGH:

But who's gonna gossip with Anna Wintour then?

AAAAHHHH those lipsticks are what
100 each?

I would prefer to stay away from Wintour. Her robot kind makes me uneasy.

It's dangerous to even look at the price tag.

OK I was kidding with 100 dollars
but it's 150 |D

Ouch. But it seems more of a collector's item.

It's a good thing she hasn't made a palette yet where I'd want all the colors. But I fear that day will come.

Well, you still have two kidneys right

I don't mind selling both. I'll probably need them with my family history, though.

Let's see.
How about one eye?

Knowing how clumsy I am, the other eye would probably wind up accidentally getting poked.

Are you trying out for the sequel to The Shape of Water, Galla? I like the blue and green tones together.

/slams fist on table

more scales!!!!

More scales would be great. So would sequins. They're kind of similar. But then I wouldn't want Glitch to quit.

/slams fist on table
More artists!!!!

Does being a pirate make you feel extra sassy?

So you noticed I'm slamming my hook fist on the table...

Nooo, not at all. I totally didn't notice you being more animated with your hands like someone who just got engaged and happens to have a new giant rock attached to their hand.