run me down with a large pinwheel truck xD or steam roller

Throw me from an airplane into the turbines

Slice me into a million peices, god of war style.

smother me to death with a dead body..

stab me with her staff and leave me to dry!

Push me in the river danube and play Moon River on the piano then throw the piano at me...while im drowning.

beat me upside the head with a dog and then rip it apart and straggle me with its intestines

Take the leeches out of her pockets and watch as they bleed me dry.

seduce me then go american psycho on me and stab me a hundred times.

dip me into a pool of pink acid

that actually sounds like a good one..

play music extremely loud until my ears are bleeding and my head explodes.

bring me to a Woodstock and leave me alone and then start a riot where i get trampled to death

oh niiicee!

take me to a concert and throw me into the stage fire when the pipes set off.

bring me to a cake factory and operate a fork life and drop me into the frosting mixer

i'd make you delicious! :D

you'd take me to the middle of no where then seduce me and slit my throat.

nahh
screw seducing

hang me from a kids carnival carousal ride with piano wire

dress up like a giant rabbit and kid nap me and throw me down a well to let me drown.

getting much better xD
blindfold me and put me in a flooded basement and just a toaster plugged in into the water
BIZZZZ ZAP

take me on a date to the top of the eiffel tower and "accidentally" knock me off.

Take me to the play that she and Nicole are performing called "A million ways to kill your lover"

Behead me and place my head in the microwave and watch it go around and around

send a robot monkey with a bomb my way

create a medieval play where i am "beheaded" for blasphemy and then actually behead me and say it's an "accident"

^^ haha..

Blow fairy dust in my eyes and turn my head into a beast and then send me into the woods.

trips me into a pithole and i land on my neck

set up bear traps and ask me to go camping with her. when we need fire wood she sends me out and ignores my screaming for help while she roasts marshmallows on the fire.

Scar my face with a paper cutter and shame me to death.

i think that scythe and my neck would have a date..

with her cape thats probably how it got so ripped up

She stare at me with those bright green eyes, and I'd melt.

He'll poke me to death with that weapon.

Her rodent would eat me alive.

he would make me into a zombie

Tease me with sex and I'd die of frustration >>

That evil looking side kick will want my body for dinner.

starve me to death T_T while teasing me with all my favorite fruits and sushi

Tie me up. And choke me...with jellos.

wouldn't i have to drown you with jello?

throw me into a tiger cage at the zoo T_T

I would say seduce me (cause that is one sweet avatar) and then slice me with that pretty little knife fan.

Her mace and my guts will have a nice talk.