eww...yes that would ruin the trip Dx

Granted but it's stale and awful.

I wish my brothers weren't having to share my room with my anymore.

Granted, but now you have to share a room with a statue made out of squished, rotting worms >w>

I wish that I could have a tree that makes potatoes xD

Granted but the potatoes contain an acid that gives you permanent acid reflex for the rest of your life.

I wish I could interface with computers.

Granted, but the first computer you go to gives you horrible computer std's (aka virus) and there's no way to remove it from you.

I wish that I had a dramatic prairie dog.

Granted, but it will eat you alive after 3 weeks.

I wish my wisdom teeth didn't hurt ><

Granted, but that meant removing all of your teeth.

I wish that the wish of the person who posts below me would come true.

I hate you so much...

Granted, but it means you must sacrifice yourself to my heathen gods ><

I wish I was asleep ><

I love you too x'D

Granted, but you fell asleep on top of an ant hill and now the ants are trying to eat you from the inside out.

I wish that I could put Ashy into a pokeball O 3o

granted, but now youre stuck in here with me

im going to bed so i wish that someone else would show up so kami's not all aone

Omai O////O

;A; And that someone is a kangaroo that must be eaten!

I wish that I could have a kangaroo burger >w<

Granted, but it made you terribly sick.

I wish I had chocolates.

Granted, but they were poorly made and tasted chalky.

I wish I could use magic.

Granted, but the only thing you can do is make yourself smell like the worst stink-bomb on earth. On the plus side those people bullying you won't come near you any more, but then neither will anyone else if they wish to stay alive because the smell kills anyone within a ten mile radius instantly, and of course they all want to live don't they.

I wish i was a three-tailed fox!

Granted, but now you've been turned into a lovely fur coat for an old lady who wears way too much perfume.

I wish I had a clone.

Granted, but your clone stole everything you loved and claimed you were an imposter.

I wish I could fly!

Granted, but you have a terrible hairball problem and spend 90% of the day coughing them up.

I wish my computer would get upgraded.

Granted, but now your computer is an AI that is hell bent on ruling the world.
I wish I could physically enter the internet.

Granted, but the minute you do you become disbanded into millions of 1's and 0's and can't put yourself together again.

I wish it was sunny, not cloudy.

Granted, but you got terribly burned by the sun and were disfigured forever.

I wish I was pryokenetic!

Granted, but you end up catching yourself on fire, and you can't put it out
I wish I was invisible.

Granted, but you can't stop making an incredible amount of noise so everyone knows where you are anyways.

I wish I could speak to my cat.

Granted, but you can no longer speak human
I wish I could have Kitty Pryde's power

Granted, but you only had it for a split second owo

I wish I could be a bumblebee >u<

Granted, but you were mistaken for a more dangerous insect and were promptly squished underneath a large brown loafer.

I wish I had a large bag of Lindor truffles!

Granted, but the bag has an infestation of various insects, some of which immediately attack you after you open the bag.

I wish I could see through walls.

Granted, but you can see through everything else too (therefore seeing nothing).

I wish I could type faster.

Granted, but every keyboard you touch breaks shortly afterwards.

I wish I could have Serra as a friend/pet...person...thinger owo

Granted, but she's an illegal species in your area and Animal Control takes her away.

I wish for the master key to the entire world!!!

Granted, but a freak accident renders your hands useless so now you can't use it.

I wish the world of Inuyasha was real!

I am such a geek :D

Granted, except you're the only person who can't go there.

I wish for vanilla-flavored pudding *u*

Granted, but it's stolen by dog and you can't get it back.

I wish for an all-you-can-eat chinese buffet!

Granted, but it's full of the most frightening native dishes the world has ever seen.

I wish for awesome clothes!

Granted, but they're ten sizes too small for you. :D

I wish we lived on Mars.

Granted, but then people became orange skinned and became little The Thing's.

I wish that the person granting my wish will make a wish from another person the same wish I wished for.... (Mind bobbling wish here xD)

Granted, but it is one you've never seen .

I wish I had a better job.

Granted, but you get destracted an waste the money on something else.

I wish my phone's touchscreen worked properly...

granted but now it randomly plays music when you sleep


'wish i could sing

Granted, but it's not at a frequency of sound that any living being can hear.

I wish i had a bottle of banana-milk that magically refilled