Granted, but it bites you every chance it gets


I wish for an inter-dimensional vortex generator so that I can visit my sister

Granted, but it's missing the handle to open your sister's door.

I wish for a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater!

Granted, but it's too scared of you to do anything but hide in your closet


I wish for a working pair of jet boots

Granted but on your maiden voyage, you crash into a brick building

I wish I had Starcraft II =P

Granted but your computer dies. >D

I wish for a cell phone.

Granted, but it doesn't come with a battery.

I wish for an oompa loompa

Granted, but he resents you for taking him away from Wonka


I wish for a piece of pie

Granted but it's poisoned
i wish i don't get caught on here cuz im still in class

Granted, but you get caught watching porn instead. D<

I wish I had a Jirachi XD

Granted, but it ain't real

I wish I didn't have to sleep now

granted


i wish my bestfriend was not stupid so she doesnt lost all my socks... fuck D:<

Granted, but she became so smart she learned how to use your socks to cure cancer so stole them all for "Experiments"

I wish Obama doesn't extend school time by a month! DX

Granted, but then George Bush takes office again.

I wish I could find my gameboy advance so I can play Pokemon :(

granted but you lose it again
i wish i hadn't burned my-self earlyer

Granted, but now you've over-strained your back.

I wish I could have an extra hour in the day.

Granted for today, but now every day from tomorrow to infinity will be one hour shorter.

I wish my dog wouldn't be so annoying.