Soda~ =P

Favorite musical?

I don't have one.


What would you like to see more: murderous pandas or a sasquatch on a unicycle?

Sasquatch on a unicycle!

Do you prefer rainy days or overcast days?

Overcast


Do you hate having to reload?

Nah, I just move on to somewhere else and turn it into a circled trip. xD

Would you like a face?

I've got one, thank you...


Don't you hate running out of Mountain Dew?

I don't drink sodas.

Do you hate that dream jobs always seem to be taken til the last minute?

(And I was being serious, I have a pair of eyes and a nose if you'd like XD;; )

Not mine! :p

And I do have a face. Just not the hair...


Do you prefer short-range or long-range firearms?

Long-range, it's easier to take the time and target properly.

Would you rather have a bird or a snake for a shoulder pet?

Neither. I like my shoulders free


Have you seen my guns anywhere?

Depends on the model, we have a Winchester hanging up in the pub.

How much would does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much as you have that's not in your fireplace


Have you seen my girlfriend? She's about a head shorter than me with purple hair and glasses

nope
do you like green eggs and ham?

Umm no.

Do you have a Wii?

yes but it is in storage.

Do you like Dr. Seuss?