i think that is inviting a skinny dip ;D

will you buy anything for them to eat?

M'skelly, that's just self care, not virus invitation.

Derpy looks back at the wall. "No. I dunno where those came fwom."

is inevitably honking softly in the distance

it's ok. don't worry about it

*looks at void* hell, boy. you need a shave XD

Don't hair shame void.

fine, i'll lightly espouse the virtues of a hairbrush

*hums veggie tales Oh where is my airbrush song*

bleeeeek! please no horror. i'm delicate

Bahaha I take it you have been subjected to that as well then.

for the record, i do not shave my legs or armpits. mostly because i never figured out how to and partially because i can't be arsed.

I don't shave anything because I am an elegant and classy monster that needs tat fur for warmth in my mountain home. Also because to hell with modern beauty conventions.

;U; hooray. I put soup in my body! mmmmostly sodium but I satiated my hunger yaaay! ^~^

Yesssss feast, feast!


I had pizza with cheese in the crust for dinner and while I regret not having more veggies on it, I forgot how decadent stuffed crust makes me feel.

YAAAAAAS!!
>8D YAAAAAAAHS! YAAAASH!!!
:D I got two free (homemade) tacos!~

i like being a bald smooth baby X''D everything below the nose should be swimmer-ready(though i've been pretty bad at it lately, oops)

how do you get free tacos? you didn't jaws your way into them did you??


precooked pizzas are fairly decadent, twice the price so you don't have to do the work, hahaha

i 've made so many food sprites over the last two weeks. it's starting to make me feel put out thinking about cheese and garlic XD