yeeeaaaah... that one isn't my fault

I want fortune as in money

well, there is a paid subscription service that guarantees a chance at receiving a fortune that could be used to gain a fortune?

Paid subscription??? Who do you think I am??

someone who could use a little scratch.


also;
https://sta.sh/21jop94fto08?edit=1

only if those cuties are the ones scratching me

i wish i were a cat.

yanno, for a tenner that could be arranged~

really? cats are basically toddlers who have to pee in boxes

yeah, but at least i wouldn't have to care about capitalism.

this is true! my cats are all socialists

nyargh.

i just want to loaf on someone.

My cat lives the fucking life. Doesn't work, has food and water and cuddles whenever he wants. Hell yeah I would be a cat

Also cats sleep most of the day

your cat seems to be an upper-echelon member of capitalism x''D no work all play

the cat would have to have other cats working for them
usually cats only have one human satisfying their needs

nah, like the rich can have the poor tending to all their needs so too can a cat have a human doing it for them