Actually for earwax you need an ear doctor! They spray warm water to make your wax loose and then they rake them out.

i had to go and they use a spoon and tweasers here x''D i had a clump the size of a pinkynail once it was sooo gross

Yeah my dad has to go yearly and it's... nasty

for sure moist holes in the side of a head aren't exactly the most tidy of places

Wait I wanna rainbow face. How do we get that

by harassing gallagher...or possibly bribing them. i'm not too sure which is better

mine gets sticky. unless I get too warm, then it goes liquidy. earwax is weird.

how about, instead of horoscopes we guess people's immediate futures based on their wax secretions

mine's vaguely liquid-like but sometimes i get clumps.

gestures. i have no idea how to keep ears healthy.

also, did you know that visual snow can come with tinnitus? my visual snow is actually pretty mild for the most part but apparently it causes tinnitus / static in the ears as well.

mmmm, you will soon meet someone who you will think is a stranger but is really someone you've met before and forgot about. consider starting a friendly conversation with them. the outcome looks positive! your lucky numbers are 16, 47, W

W is a number?

it's a bad reference xD don't mind it, haha

i've already done that, though. the whole meeting someone i thought would be a stranger thing.

hey, i said you'd get a fortune, i didn't say it would be given on time. these are FREE you take what you get

actually, i'm pretty sure it happened twice. :T