*whistles innocently as she hides her stash of collected cookies* O 3o

Better luck next time? owo

Never accept cookies boy; she'll lure you into her house and you'll wake up the next morning in a dumpster with a hangover and the name "leroy" on you arm with no idea how or why. *sips his tea*

One man army with an epic battle. You know you want those cookies.

We're the dark side! We're supposed to have cookies, dammit! D<

Fine! *pulls on a apron and starts baking* But dont expect them to be good! Making a shogun cook in the kitchen, the nerve of people these days...WHY IS THE OVEN BURNING, WHO TOLD IT IT COULD DO THAT?!?!

@ Ultima: are telling me you didn't get any?
*points behind him at the mountains of bags filled with cookies*
this is just my carry around stash would you like some?

*is already working on the cookies* >3

*[]* ! -tackles piles finding the softest, chewiest, chocolatey-est cookies and noms them one at a time- ... Oh, does anyone else want some? o.o;

GAH! *tries to contain the blaze*

I think evl already is helping 'himself

*uses a fire extinguisher* @~@

-creates a mini-tsunami to extinguish Cronis' cooking fire-

Thats why we never had cookies @~@

XDDDD That's okay. Shogun really aren't supposed to cook. That's what the females are for. (Not saying men can't cook. Just that females are typically better and do it more often.)