serve me poisioned food xD yet high classed

Stab me with that giant awesome pen.

Give me tons of paper cuts with her letter. D:

Slam my head repeatedly against the counter/table

Bring out a giant sword from nowhere then drop a meteor on me.

By giving me loads of sugar effectively killing me
(diabetic)

Show me that snerk everyday and beat me with a spoon.

burn me with fire and then harvest my soul when it's cooked to the desired tormentedness

Suffocate me with a smoke of some kind. D:

Probly stomp me with those boots.

Cut my head off.

Slice me slowly & painfully. D:

Go ninja and shove a kunai in my chest and twist, letting me die slowly and painfully

punch my head until I bleed internally.

with that scyth he is holding take my head off like i was a blade of grass then he would burn my body and make my head into a necklace

Stuff Makeup in mah eyes & make them bleed to death. D:

@Feyth: Iz a gurl~

She'll stomp on my tummy until I explode.

Pin me to the wall and smex me to death~ x3

AHAHA~ he'll smex me up good and leave me panting on the bed until I get a heart attack.

uhm.... O.o'''

Your... cyber... reaper...

she would pull a knife out of her pocket, stab me in the heart and run away laughing

she would choke me with that long thin tail of her's

Lauv sorry it's hard to tell you have so much stuff on.

the hearts would grow, fly off her face, and smother me DX

She's accidentally strangle me with her tail.

call a bunch of forest animals to run me over >_<
-squish-

very painfully, most likely mutilation

Very slowly.

she would peg me with macaroni Xo

Blind me with her colours, deafen me with her music, then let me crawl off a cliff.

Attack me with those soul things.

Strangle me with her hair.

toss me into a pool of poison and rotten zombies that eat me alive

Make me dance on a minefield big bada boom xD

Send his little sidekick out to attack!

She'll bang my head on the piano while playing Pachelbel's Canon in D.

play mary had a little lamp with me in a large meat house and i'd be included for dinner plans

Seduce me, trying bondage but cuts off my circulation and after she's done, poisons me >>;

toss me into a gas chamber

Use me as a hood ornament and get into an head on collision

strangle me with his heart choker