Granted unfortunatly you get a lousy doctor when you break your back.
I wish for a brand new koto.

granted but it burns as soon as you touch it

i wish i didn't have a break down last night
(cuz i now have a headache from it)

Granted, but you can no longer cry.

I wish I had a new song to listen to.

Granted, but its by me and its more annoying then Friday by Rebekah Black.

I wish I can annoy Nightmare even greater!

Granted, but now 'annoy' means 'get beaten up by'.

I wish I knew what to eat for dinner.

granted but you dont like the food..

I wish I own ipad 2

Granted but it's fake and you get fined for fraud, and for hacking the system

I wish we didn't have and annoying subsitute as our teach today

Granted, but now you have a mean sub instead.
I wish I was immortal!

granted but your incased in stone

i wish for something really good to happen tomarrow(it's my b-day)

Granted, but now you were born three days later. So it's not your birthday.
I wish for infinite knowledge!

granted but you can't control it so everying coninues to fill your head as it happens thus you can't even think for your self

i wish something good would happen ON my b-day >=3

Granted, but something bad happens every other day before and after that.

I wish that every other wish I ever make can never be corrupted. >8D

Granted! But this wish was corrupted to say that every wish you make will be corrupted!
I wish for a tasty fish!(Bonus for anyone who gets the referance!)

Granted, but they're all stolen.

I wish my head and feet didn't hurt... ¬.¬

Granted, but it all catches falme and goes to waste.

I wish I had some rainbow pancakes...

Granted, but for that to happen, they are amputated.
I wish for cake!

granted but it's stolen the same day you get it

i wish for a new anime magazine subscription =3

Granted but it's a horrid Dojinshi by a three year old.
I wish for a faster computer.

Granted; your new computer stretches out its legs and runs very away.

I wish my hair was naturally blue

granted but no one believes it's natural

i wish the new shirt i got for my b-day fit properly

Granted, but it goes back to it's original shape/size every time you wash it.

I wish I didn't just remeber I had homework to be doing...... >>

Granted, but now you get an F in the class.
Edit: Oops. I wish that Illusion had not wished that I made a wish because I already had a wish.

What no wish?
I WISH LUNARYON HAD A WISH!

Granted, but now the wish you made me wish is confusing.
I wish I could find someone to love me.

granted but they are already taken
I wish my statistics class would be over already

Granted, but now you have to take a summer class on the proper structure of wishes
I wish this wish would not be corrupted.

Granted but they are perminatly locked, and you can't use them or any additional runes you get later on.

I wish i had my exibition paper done Q.Q
it's due to day but i haven't been able to think of anything

!!GRANTED!!

But once it's done someone who doesn't like you sneaks in while your sleeping and steals it for their own

I wish the world was like pokemon with everything the same as the games/anime's except for the bad guys.

Granted, but now the Human population is down by eighty percent due to 10 year olds going out into the world with no high school education, and them not knowing how to deal with large powerful wild animals.
I wish that I ruled the world!

Granted, but there's an angry mob on its way to overthrow you.

I wish I were a videogame character!

Granted, but you're one of those extras that just wonder around in [Prototype] and are likely to be killed for no real reason.
I wish that everyone I wished myself to rule loved me.

Granted, but now aliens are attacking.

I wish my character were an immortal demon!

Granted, but now you're stuck in a fourteen year old kid named Naruto and are grumpy as hell over it ^.^

I wish i could find Atlantis!!!

Granted but apparently a very deadly virus had festered in the city. So while you get your few minutes of glorious fame in the media it soon plummets to infamy as the whole world experiences the epidemic you accidentally wrought. But hey now it's named after you! Isn't it cute? :3

I wish I could teleport myself (and maybe some buddies) between our world and the world of Star Wars as I wish! =D

Granted, but the only place in the Star Wars universe that you can teleport to will always be right below Jabba the Hut's body.

I wish that I could have some pocky right now.