Granted, it started hailing.

I wish my hair would just do what I ask it to!

granted but you will be 1st for the next 20 years


i wish im sleepy

Granted, but the eggs were rotten, the pancakes are still frozen, someone drank all your juice.

I wish I was a good cook.

Granted, but now everyone who eats your food gets too fat and dies of a heart-attack. ;.;

I wish I could draw faster. XD

Granted, but you're now only capable of drawing epic stick figure battle scenes.

I wish my hair would stay spiked when gel'd. :<

Granted, but you poke holes through everything


I wish for my guns back...

Whoo, my hair is awesomesauce! X3//

Granted, but they only fire water.

I wish these pics wouldn't take so long to finish coloring. >:T

Granted. They take minutes, but time slows down


I wish to see my girlfriend

Granted, but her parents stay with her for constant surveillance.

I wish I had an afro with neon-blue streaks that glow under a blacklight.

But her parents are dead...


*ahem* Granted, but you can't walk through doorways anymore

I wish for a ham and cheese sub

@_@;;

Granted, but the ham still squeals when you bite into it.

I wish for a Kawasaki Ninja... T_T

Granted, but it's a real ninja named Kawasaki


I wish for unlimited ammo

Granted, but now your guns went missing.

I wish for a genius brother to bully into doing my homework for me.

Granted, but he gets tougher and stand up to you


I wish for my sister to visit

Granted but she has a terrible case of gas during the entire stay.

I wish I had a pet.