Something like that
very appropriate for children

I might have actually been interested in those versions had I known about them as a kid. Fairytale weddings would take on a different tone.

Would you be interested in them nowadays?

Not likely. Not sure what it is about them that doesn't spark any interest. But there could always be the exception.

What, weddings, or fairytales?

Fairytales. I definitely have no interest in weddings or marriage.

What about marrying a billionaire who is also about to die

Mm... unless it enables me to do nothing but sleep, it seems like it would be trading one set of problems for another.

well he's about to die, so there'll be some legal issues of transferring property

And probably lingering family members. And he probably didn't acquire that much without utilizing some sketchy practices. So some of those who helped Will probably try extortion?

if he's leaving it all for you, he hates his family. which means we'll just move away and block them all.
true about the sketchy practices. we need to block them all too

That sounds like too much effort.

all for money. what can we do.
that or work!!!

Then you can have it. Spending it would also be too much effort.

...lots of money makes for a good safeguard against dying from debilitating illnesses, or not having proper mental health treatment, specifically in the US.

^yeah that's the thing that worries me the most... what if I need sudden money for a surgery D:

ok Bio I'll spend in rainbow stuff and send you

If my address happens to show up as a donation center, it's just a glitch.

Could also send some to help rescue baby elephants.

OR put a bounty on all poachers

Maybe include the people who create the demand.

I'll remove their teeth

That sounds nicer than creating a generation of orphans. I'm not sure I'm for it.

That'll scare them into good behavior
they'll use tneir money for good causes after that

We can use their parents' teeth as a reminder.

Good idea!
Plato himself said fear >>> laws

See, your Greek philosophy is useful. Punishing humans so that animals can have it better.

My greek philosophy knowledge always comes in the most useful and practical ways, I know

There's probably a lot of helpful tips in taking over the humans. Even more reason to keep you around.

They're there, I just can't access them when I want
they come up when you least expect, like the spanish inquisition

That's when Monty Python comes in handy.

Are you going to watch Glitch's live stream?

And Machiavelli said it’s better to be feared than loved.

Espy are you coming for my weave???

I had to sleep Bio
not that it worked xD

There's nothing that can ruin a sleep more than waking up.

Or having to pee as soon as you get comfortable in your bed

Why not make sure you're...empty, beforehand?

Because I think I don't need
only when I'm under my blanket, all tucked in my bladder relaxes

Just use a catheter.

Phantdom. That's pretty good with how you put everything together.

I should just use diapers. Not much different from regular pads.

Thank you, my Kristine.The chandeliers are so cool but I never find a good occasion to use them.

They could also work for your DragCon booth.

I'm sure you meant the fancy candles, but I'm going to pretend it's the diapers. No need for a toilet break.
I saw that a Brazilian actor was able to see Tammie Brown the three days!! He must've paid VIP three times!! Lucky!!

Was he a number one fan?

Quick, I need new shows to watch before I start thinking about real life.