I can read your mind, but I'm illiterate.

I can armpit-fart the alphabet.
Not really, but that would be an interesting party trick.

I can destroy everything with my super strength ... only if I use a giant hammer.

I have the ability to change the color of any object, but I can only change things to be Brown.

I have the power to grow my hair, but only after a couple of years has passed. >.<

I have the ability to make people blink D:

Not going to lie Snow, That is a pretty amazing power. ;D

I can make day turn into night, but only after 12 hours has passed. >.<

I have this amazing power to make my mom yell at me for hours. XD

I have the amazing ability to find anything, but only if I already knew where it was. >.<

I've got this awesome power to annoy the ever loving hell outta people... Then get beaten for it x_x

I have the power to tell when it's going to rain, but only if it's already raining.

I have the power to turn things into cookies!!! but only if i have the ingredients to make them.

at times I have the ability to tell the future, but only after I can no longer do anything about it

I have X-ray visions....only when I'm drunk XD

i have the ability to move objects with my mind ...but only if is made of marshmallows

:: snerk:: my best friend and I actually have mutants with lame power for giggles.

I have the power to change...the TV channel.

I have the power to run really fast but I'm crippled. :D

The power to levitate one of your feet

The power to fly, when it's windy

The ability to read minds...of single cell organisms.

I have the power of healing, when they are already healthy

I can see very, very far away... if it's focusing on someone/things nose hairs....

i have the ability to read any book with out touching it! ...but someone else has to hold it and turn the pages >.>

I have the power of telekinesis...but when oblect are already in motion

I have the power to fly... Too bad I'm afraid of heights

I have the power to climb on walls, only the ones that are horizontal

I have the power to read your mind, but only when you're daydreaming

I can imitate any voice or noise, but I'm mute

I can see the future, of obsolete electronics.

I have the ability to read minds.
But only Bella Swan's. :C

I have the ability to make my hair appear shorter or longer, i just need a hairband

I have the power of alcoholism

i have the power to put people to sleep i just can't choose when >.> tends to be anywhere from 8pm-1am

I can turn water into a gas at any given time! All I need is a heat source and a few minutes....

i can fly without the use of anything attached to me >=D
but it's just for a short time and i need a large catapult >.> and maybe a giant airbag for landing

I can leap over tall buildings, as long as they're 1 foot high lego buildings XD

I have the power of exhaling smoke. Just give me a joint/cigarette/cigar/anything like that and a lighter