Candy doesn't solve any problems, but neither does lettuce.

"You found one of your hidden caches from last year. There are still 21 pieces of candy in it!"
disgusting. /still eats it

Disgusting candy is still candy.
There's a clown in a drainage pipe giving away free candy. Score!

"I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert!"

Edit; think I liked this one so far:
"This isn't right, you went to pick up a pretty rock and got 37 pieces of candy instead?"

- Damn, I wanted that pretty rock.

13 crayons? That's the wrong event! Oh, wait, they're candy sticks.

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert! You got 32 pieces of candy.

This coat has POCKETS! And those pockets have CANDY!

edit: A creepy child races by and gives you 20 pieces of candy. Cool!

Bad news, you tore open your pillow. Good news, it was filled with candy! Maybe that's why it was so uncomfortable...

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25 caramel apples!

Mmm...my fav

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Bad news, you tore open your pillow. Good news, it was filled with candy! Maybe that's why it was so uncomfortable...

Midnight snack lol

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A message in rhyme, now isn't it dandy! You're lucky this time, you get 4 pieces of candy!

Cool!

Hey! That fox just took your groceries! Huh? Oh, sweet! 8 pieces of free candy in a tote!

25 pieces of caramel

Two women on a motorcycle screech to a halt beside you and chuck 14 pieces of candy at your head. Rude! But also, AWESOME!

...Rose and Raven?

Oh no — the cashier at the grocery store gave you chocolate coins for change!

this seems to be the one i get most often.

Galla shoves 6 pieces of candy at you, muttering about Nox items.

This is now my favorite

You hear a hiss of a whisper in the bushes behind you and catch a thin leg drawing back into those bushes after sliding you 28 pieces of candy! Creepy...

25 pieces of taffy!

simple and sweet//shot

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Winter throws 6 candies in the air. They fall into your basket.

Yay!

One of the driders drops a bag of candy on your head! You got 7 pieces of candy!

Well thats just mean

This trail of 17 pieces of candy ended up leading you to a really scary house... Maybe there's more inside?

"I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert! You got 31 pieces of candy."

I feel this on a spiritual level uwu

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Bad news, you tore open your pillow. Good news, it was filled with candy! Maybe that's why it was so uncomfortable...

Candy filled pillow *Noms*

Scientists have discovered a plant that grows candy! You got 17 from your first harvest

Aw, Rosesilk and Ravenclaw have been on that bike since Valentine's Day!

25 witch fingers

This isn't right, you went to pick up a pretty rock and got 28 pieces of candy instead?

Got 31 stolen candies! Don't ask how.

At least it's not raisins or pennies! You got 31 candies!

"You hear a hiss of a whisper in the bushes behind you and catch a thin leg drawing back into those bushes after sliding you 7 pieces of candy! Creepy..."
oohlala i think i saw ankle bone ✨👀

Sticky pillocases? Bleh.

Dozens of dogs bowl you over as you're walking, but one stops to drop 8 candies into your lap. Huh?

Candy doesn't solve any problems, but neither does lettuce.

Well least with lettuce you can make salad ;u;

35 coconut balls!

This coat has POCKETS! And those pockets have CANDY!

10 Bonbons!

then: Oh no — the cashier at the grocery store gave you chocolate coins for change!

10 candy sticks