By ripping out my heart a-la-Indianna Jones and eating it

Lol by trapping me in her bed, until I died from exhaustion, and elf snuuu snuu.

I love that idea!! XD

Elf snuu snuu? ._____.
Die of exhaustion from being her love slave? xD;

o.o *waits his turn now*

Worked to the bone by the mistress who was never pleased.

Lol does Cron want death by Snuu snuu too?
Alright Death by sex slave snuu snuu

From a magic beam


And you'd love it, too XD

XDD sorry Gabe she unfortunately already has a master.
-protectively guards her lesbian lover-

Homai. xD
Death by omnoms.

There is no temptation needed >D but I do have candy.
-pets- She would kill me with guilt.

I do have a habit of doing that, don't I? >w>;
She'd kill me via suffocation from her squishy mounds. Jeebus, woman.

*dances around* Woot death by snu snu

I offered her candy, but she tackled me and the blow of my head striking the pavement did me in.

Lol I think he'd take over my brain, thus basically making me dead.

By making me her love slave, too

While attempting to ensnare her mind, she causes my head to pop. *immitates the "pop" with his hands"

There's a Fable III? ._o Criminy, where have I been? XD;

He'd keel me by blasting me off into space.

YES! It comes out in 8 days now ^_^.

She pushes me down a flight of stairs.

By that scyth while trying to give her a hug.

In a Mexican standoff

Suffocation via all the feathers she sheds. >3>;

Most likely put me on a plane to visit and then it crashes.

Pianostring wire in the form of a garrot around my neck.

With a polearm when one of my elven friends visits me

With her sash.

Lol with his blue panties, XD I think I would just laugh to death.

Stands firm* THEIR BOXER- ah who am I kidding; their my thong of virtue!
*Dies of sheer embaresment.*

(10 points to whoever knows the game reference)

-=What you're allergic to cats?...=-

-=It's alright, I'm allergic to you...=-

Since she is a rag doll she would remove her own arm club me to death with it.

In a strange turn of events where I am there for left lying face down in a door jam. They then proceed to slam the door apon my head 2-4-6 times. 6, for good measure. Then , using the welcome mat as a means to contain and limit blood flow, drags me away- never to be seen again.

Use your magical abilities to camoflague. So I am at the store, buying.... *cough*illegal content*cough* so then I am so absorbed into that stuff, but little did I know that you were silently behind me, stalking, and then all of a sudden, you summon that little devil next to you to come and attack me. I was able to fight back but you finished me off with those magical red orbs around you. I was never heard from again............ *ends drama*

In only the most seductive way she knows; passing through the rain swept streets of New Mecca, she catches my attention with a brief show of skin. Intrigued, I follow.
She takes a left, then a right, and wink and a giggle each time. Then, I enter the main alley, but she's gone. Confused, I begine to back out, only to feel the pinch of a needle enter my corroted artery, injecting oxygen into it, and then everything went black.

I'll comment on how horridly cluttered the avatar is and get smacked into the moon.

I would tap her on the back asking for a hug but then she would turn fast and he wings will slam me into the wall killing me o.o

Theres cluttered, and then then theres awesome ;).

By pushing an arrow through beneath the bed and into my neck.

By kicking me off a cliff after I comment on their poor eyesight and aim with a bow

By falling down from the heavens and landing on me.. While I was standing on a bunch of needles.

1 room. No way out. Hansen on continuos replay.

probably a hanging.

I'd be all "OMG you look gorgeous in purple!" and for some reason that was the wrong thing to say so she summons a dark monster to eat me...

By the way Illusion you do know I'm a GUY right? xD