never espy! you deserve that ego!

I'm with Mon. Sorry, Espy, but your ego is gonna stay inflated cause you deserve it. :)

*grabs a pump and inflates Espy's ego a bit more*

Ubwuh--?!

-flail around-

Yes! Keep inflating Espy's ego, Alpha! :D

*Syphon's my ego to Espy*
WERE ALL DOOMED NOW.

Oh no...just....*stops pumping* Everyone run! It's about to explode! *runs off to Bunker to hide*

ILLUSION WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. D:

Oh, crap. Illusion, why do you seek to destroy us all? D:

*manages to remove half of Illusion's ego from Espy*

I don't think that's enough, but that's all I can manage for the time being... @_@

My Ego has the ability to multiply at an extraordinary rate! THE END IS INEVITABLE NOW.

...Fortunately, I have an antivirua called Pessimism.

Yeah, that would help you out a ton.

*watches Espy's system through a x-ray microscope hybrid machine as their pessimism antivirus fights off Illusion's ego* o3o

I should create an OC named "Pessimism".

I'm sorry to inform you that the anti-virus increased my ego's growth. It seems to be feeding off the attention it's getting, like a small child.
I'm afraid... That Espy's ego might become bigger then mine in due time....