Granted, but it is outdated and gross.

I wish I could go swimming.

Granted, but the pool is full of spaghetti.


I wish I didn't have insomnia.

Granted, but now you can't wake up.

I wish my hair wouldn't get split ends so easily.

Granted, your hair falls off.

I wish I had a hot tube.

Granted, but it's see through.

I wish I had a parfait in front of me.

granted, but it's laced with GHB.

I wish for a pet kangaroo.

Granted, but it punches the mailman.

I wish my computer had better battery life.

Granted, but you only get a blank screen.

I wish my favorite television show aired in the USA.

Granted but everything else you is no longer shown.

I wish I wasn't so sick.

Granted, you hiccup more instead.

I wish I could travel.

Granted, but you can only walk there.

I wish the sun wasn't shining so brightly today.

Granted, but now you can never see the sun again.

I wish I didn't have to read stuff today.

Granted, but you can never read anything again.

I wish a had a billion aurum!

Granted, but Fenris saw you had too much Aurum and took it away to noobs for charity.
I wish I can see things at least 2 minutes into the future!

Awww. That's sad xD

Granted, but you see your death.

I wish I had one of every DI for the whole site for all of ever : )

Granted but there's a typo in it. [You know you can change your name, right?]

I wish The pandora items came in red and blue, too!

Just post here: http://www.trisphee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=861 <3

Granted but it's not real money. xD

I wish i had every red item on the site.

Granted, but they all turn pink after being worn once.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

Granted, but the boss thinks you skipped out and fires you.

I wish I didn't have to pay so much for school.

Granted, but now you don't go to school at all.

I wish I had more time.

Granted, but the time stands still.

I wish I could take a vacation.

Granted, but it's to a McDonald's in the neighboring town.

I wish I could watercolor better.

Granted, but there's always too much water and not enough color.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but nobody exists anymore.

I wish for good, edible food.

Granted, but you can only eat that once kind of food forever.

I wish my friends weren't so lazy.

Granted, but they kick you out.

I wish my friends would clean up after them selves.

Granted, but it takes them months to clean up each time.

I wish Lost made more sense. T3T

Granted, but it all the manga you hate.

I wish I didn't have work a double shift tomorrow.

Granted, but you fall behind other stuff.

I wish I felt whole a lot better now.

Granted, But it doesn't come in any color you want.

I wish I could have some soup right now.

Granted, but now you are late for whatever event you had planed.

I wish Kuroshitsuji III will be better then Kuroshitsuji II.