OMG ALIEN CATS ARE AWESOME!
*ish pushed to the stage*
WAAh?!? *katy perry's E.T. plays, she starts singing*
"...you're an alien, your touch so foreign!"

Nooooooooooo not that song!!! *jumps behind the bar and hides*

LOL >D -thanks the stars theres no booing off the stage and Cheers lauv, on. Then goes to kick Mirror from behind the Bar-

YUSH ALIEN CATS... and if I had it my way we would all be dressed like this:

http://image.gamespotcdn.net/gamespo...0screen003.jpg

*jumps back behind the bar and pops up wearing the cowgirl outfit from the pic* Howdy, jus call me bartenda Mirror!

Mirrooooor! *jumps off the stage, still holding the mic and dances with her*
*licks poggi all over*

*is now dancing but pauses to take pictures of Lauv bathing Poggio* Interesting,new slogan idea: Buy a Beer get a free Cat bath!

-Starts to do a hodown with Lauv and licks her back-
Cat Bath >3 me-owiza
-Wonders if she should host a wet t-shirt contest-

*jumps on the bar and dances* Weeeee dance party!!!

i hurd wet tee shurt parties....
AHUH! *dances more*

Lol I don't think we have enough boobage in here for a wet tshirt contest yet XD.
-Jumps on the bar with Mirror-

*Grabs Poggio's hands and keeps dancing* Don't be silly, the two of us alone have enough boobage for four women ^^

-Blinks, thinks and dance....- =.= I think we should just set the place on fire and let the sprinklers decide who wins xD.

I gots boobage?
and muh ass is smexxxy too XD

No need to set the whole place on fire! *pulls a stool onto the bar, stands on it, pulls a lighter out of her pocket and waves the flame under the sprinler causing it to set off the system* Yay!! Indoor rain!!

Wooohooo!! rain rain rain!
*dances around*

XD lol there is now Wet sexiness every where in this thread. Ironic for a cat no?