Poggio XD You've got it backwards again.

I know XD I changed it.
I keep forgetting.

lol.

Well, after a sudden change of heart, I try to save her, only to have her push me into the mechnism with crushes me.

Old fashioned duel, ten paces, one round of bullets. We make it all the way till we both have one shot left and he happens to be the better shot

a sretch of rope, a single push, a five foot drop, and a sudden stop.
x_X

Er....Cronis, you have an evil-ler imagination than I do.
Strangulation via cloaks. Seriously.

Lol xD, hmmm, she would most likely send me into space, on a mission to mars purposefully with out enough food and water to insure that I would make it.

Lol, comes with the territoey- I had wanted to be a criminologist for several years but was advised against it; but I'm well rounded in the field of criminology ^^;

Icepick to the Mondula Oblongata (spelling?) after asking me to fix their car.

With a veeery sharp sword. xD

And I think it's Medula? But I'm not sure ^^

With that scythe and the skills of an entire Amazon tribe

By serving me tea made with bitter walnuts (which, when heated, secrete cyanide.)

By attacking innocent elves

Trained Panda.

Hmm he would use Chuck Norris.

Something from an Edgar Allen Poe story