Granted, but now your actual roommate's worse.

I wish gas wasn't so expensive.

Granted but you no longer have a car.

I wish you put in a wish for me to corrupt.

Granted, but no matter how hard you try to corrupt it, you just can't think of anything.


I wish I had a job.

Granted, but now you don't enjoy drinking anything.

I wish my dog would stop licking his paw.

Granted, but another dog comes in and starts licking it for him.

I wish I could listen to music all the time.

Granted, but it shrinks to doll size in the wash so you can't wear it.

I wish I could understand Lost. xD

Granted, but it turned out to be an alien and eats your skin

I wish I knew why my life counter was above my head

Granted, but then it falls and kills you.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Granted, but then you get into a serious chicken-related accident and lose your memory, including the meaning of life.

I wish my scanner worked better.

Granted, but it can only scan your X-Ray.

Tori wish to have the newest Black and White Pokemon version.

Granted, but you draw all over your face.
I wish I can play Pokemon Black on my DS right now D=