sleight of hands, I knew that watching all those magic trick videos would help someday. I proved wrong all of the...

... People who didn't believe in me. And when they saw...

me with the blood of my enemies on my clothes, they never messed with me again. That's why the next day...

...Everyone came at me with pitchforks and torches. I was terrified, but the next thing I knew...

there was a barbecue being organized for me, and the torches lit the fire. It was all good until...

A giant golem stomped over the fence. It didn't have manners because ...

manners were never taught in golem school. What was really taught was...

how to cook nearly anything into something edible. Which makes sense because...

....when you live in the streets, you gotta eat what you can. But when it comes to squirrels...

they can't stand golem food. So they...

eat fruit and nuts like any other small rodent. Except for the...

peanuts because those are for Bob. However, you can

...Call me back at your next convenience. IF you're worried about money...

just never pay anyone back and skip to the next state. That's the advantage of...

different state laws. However it doesn't help protect you against...

all the murders you commited. That's right, we know about...