dammit

I will confess to a weakness for sweets. Which is really bad for a diabetic like me.

*high fives witchchylde*

also who /doesn't/ have a poop fetish

why does anyone read post titles? Do you expect to find the holy grail here?
 

I don't have a poop fetish.

You wander around, looking. After an hour you find an empty bottle of root beer.
 

Do you want to talk about it?

Poop hats for all

Now I want actual root beer. Dangit, we ran out yesterday and we're not goign out again until tomorrow! Although, I do have Diet Dr Pepper, so that will suffice. For now!

An imp appears and offers you to trade your soul for a smiling poop hat.
 

I only have tap water. Or tea if I can be bothered to boil some water. Which I can't.

No microwave? Or are you worried that if you were to put tea or coffee, especially the instant kind, into a microwave, you'll end up going backwards in time?

Also, got the 20 ducks achievement!

...Y'all are weirdos.

what soul? anyway answer is yes
 

it's weird that root beer isn't beer

Beer with plant roots XD

Due to (probably in the area I grew up at least though it could have been real in bigger cities) urban legends and the fact that I was an extremely wary child, I NEVER ate my candy until it had been taken home and thoroughly inspected.