No. It's misbehaving again. So now I have to resort to using the touchscreen. B[
Which I hate using for anything other than doodling... Speaking of which, anybody need an angry valentine? X} |
so put your keyboard in time-out!
tbh, that looks like my typing before i fix alll my typos. they're horrendous. (it's why one of my most common reasons for editing posts is "proofread first, then post" XD |
Yes. All the angry Valentines!
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Friend of mine once inadvertently pissed off a salesman at a bazar when she wanted to signal OK after haggling a bit, and he read the gesture as an insult. |
*screams in frustrated Ace/Aro*
Just had an obnoxious person (seriously, she's just obnoxious in general....but especially today) do the whole reading too much into friendship conversation with me today. Her: "How's A?" Me: "Good" Her: "Good? That's good....are you two an item?" Me: "No. Hell no." Her: "It could still happen..." Me: "Nope. Never gonna. Don't want it." Her: "A's a good guy..." I just knew yesterday went too well for Valentine's Hell to be over. |
"Next time you shove your nose into my business I'm shitting on it"
Friggin allos and their needto shove two people together. Especially middle aged hetero women |
I am a strong, single, dragon mama, who don't need no significant other! *snap*
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Here ya go. x] |
I don't get what you're supposed to do with this "significant other"
Cats I know. Other animals have guides These? I don't know! Do I put them in a jar? How often do they need to be fed? Will my cats try to eat them? |
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Also, I may have exploded in laughter upon seeing that valentine. XD |
And another important question for asking,
/:\ Why do people think men like cologne and alcohol, and ladies like jewelry and flowers??? :[ What even IS a men? Or a ladies?? <x} And what the heck is it with Lingerie being used for sex?? Why not Lingerie for dudes? 8/ *shrug* Why not Lingerie, movie marathon, slumber party? Quote:
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Reading all these comments has made me very thankful that no one tries pairing me up with my honorary brother anymore.
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Ou@;????
I don't even think anyone's tried to pair me with MY brother...can't imagine the awkward level there. >~>;;; |
ene that's a level of awkward I don't wanna experience
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And now I present,
Things to do in Lingerie besides it's intended purpose. Even though literally NO ONE asked for this. Xux; (As I don't have any lingerie, I just used my nightgown/hand-me-down tank top. x}) Clean around your ears. Butcher up the national anthem into a hairbrush for some reason. Sneak out of the bedroom and into the closet where you can scheme! Take part in a classic mexican standoff with finger guns. Play a frustrating game of charades. and of course, direct someone to the nearest exit. |
Derpy waddles in. "Can I be at the swumber party too? Pwease?"
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