-hides in a dark corner-

hm, we should clean the spiders from all dark corners...

D: -holds onto strider- NO DON'T

AHHHH
two monsters in the corner <.<

Look at yourself many arms

Trust me, there are more than two. If you were heading for Disneyland, you took a wrong turn :P

y'all buncha spider fetishists xDD

Hey, my arms are all cosmetic enhancements ok

Well that means were into the natural enhancements of driders. See what I did there?

...I’ll just... perch myself at the bar... with a line of vodka shots.

-makes one a silver rum shot instead- muahahhahahahha

I don't want to be racist, but I'm still human
and jellosexual, of course

That's evil. I like it.

Jellosexual.
It completely matches you mdom.
You should change the tag under your name to that XD

-gags- ...dafuq is this shit.

-pours silver patron instead-
don't mind me
-pours a random water shot and mixes all the lined up shots together-
muhahhahahahahha
I am chaos.