Well, I'm going to kick off my twelve hours of wild mass posting for 2,000 aurum with the following :

1 ) Staff (or NPC)dolls, or Staff (or NPC)scepters.

2 ) Bubble Bath

3 ) Witchdoctor/voodoo or Doctor Who cos-play

Sorry to tell you, the answer to each is a plushie of Alex. Alex dressed up in each of them.

1. normal Alex
2. Bath-Time Alex (or Swim trunks Alex)
3. Doctor Alex

Any objections?

Correction, nurse Alex. :U

A male nurse?

...

HOT! I look forward to this item =D

No objections whatsoever! 8D as long as Lucid gets to be next month. :< I feel so lonely.
**poses dramatically for Fen to start pixeling me** X'D

It's freezing to the bone,
you'll never feel at home
Just let your body go

OMG to Doctor Cat~! Its so cute~!

I'll have you know... I'm a CERTIFIED doctor!

... Night Surgeon >.>

You'd look better as a nurse. :B

As in the one who claims ones organs in the dead of night for not paying there bills on time to Genco?

RABBITS!!! YES, RABBIT ITEMS!

Rabbits with rabies.

Yes, do want! :D

1. The Trisphee Staff.

My guess is something the staff put together? Or a special donation item for the staff.

2. Bouncy Clean.

Soap bubbles?

3. Which Physician?

My first guess would be Doctor Who.

that's right, Ginger! Only staff will be allowed to have item #1! >:B We will be able to buy as many as we want for free, and after we are done wearing them and having you look on with jealousy and contempt, we will sell them back to the users at horribly inflated prices! MUAHAHAHA.
<3

Nana is mean. . . .