even standard poodles?

Depends on what you mean by 'Standard' though... I mean, what are we judging here? What's the thing we're shooting for? What IS a 'Standard'?

the general average person of moderate acceptability?

whaaaaaat?! gawd galla, sometimes you hella suck >O jeez!

There are things to be said for being a 'slob' about standards. Some say it shows you have an open mind.

and there is something to be said about a boot up the but >x>;;;;;;;

i think galla knows whose butt

hint; yellow scaly and in dire need of a kicking

so is your face but that gets a pass

-sticks out tongue and pulls down eyelid- nyaaaaah!

sorry, there is no pardoning you XD