I can try to do an ice cold stare in your direction.

There might be shops that cater to a certain demographic that would have something like that. Probably a variety of other tear away clothing options.

It has be very cold, since a news guy said today is the hottest day since 2012 @_@ 40C expected


Hey, get your mind off of the gutter! I'm simple joining hashtag free the nipple

Well, someone needs to turn the dial down on the thermostat. Maybe they don't know where it is.

Why would it need to be freed?

Yess pls turn it to a sensible 74 because I am melting.


because it's too hot to wear a top!

Maybe the Le Grand Chapeau Bomba hat by Jacquemus could help.

Jujubee's hat! xD That can help against the sun, but not against the hot wind @_@

But it would be a fun way to fly. Just have to figure out how to land.

tie strings to the hat, like a parachute xD

Very Bond villian-esque. I think? I don't actually watch them.

I also don't know much about them, but it'd sure be a stylish villain
Kinda like your current look

I'd like a good pair of plaid pants like this. But I only ever see them in red. Or too short.

I was gonna ask what's wrong with red, but red is a color... you can use bleach on the pants xD

I just prefer cool toned colors, and ones that don't draw too much attention.

What about a matte glitter?

If it can withstand washing and last a while, then sure. I have a somewhat shimmery shirt, but it's ill fitting and quite old now.

You need more shimmery shirts! To enhance your natural sparkle