cast a magical spell on me and makes me fall into eternal sleep

Hit me with a giant pink hammer until my head is nothing but a mush.

Slowly torture me to death with her little blade, starting with my fingers and cutting off the fingernails... -shudder- >>;

would draw me deformed and then out of depression i would hang myself X_x

would hang herself and out of depression I would hang myself

he wouldnt, but if he had too, knock me out with a shovel

No- i would. I definitely would. And SHE wouldn't just knock you out ¬ ¬

-teams up to kill bumblebee-
I HATE JOO BEE"S!!! YOUR MEAN AND EVIL!

mwuahaha, im invinicble u both try and attempt to kill me but....

-grabs the bee and sticks it to the end of a fishing line and tosses into a river and catches a bass-
Whachu say bee... oh wait i can't hear you, your in the tummy of a fish MAWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Literally have looks that could kill..

-blushes and over heats to death- Fffft -sizzles-

She would probably stare at me with those pretty eyes until I died.
//is stared to death

Take her hair and make a noose o.o

Cuddled to death.

uh.. smex to death?

*Hides*

She would hit me repeatedly with her staff. o.o

A severe papercut from the letter D8

He'd stab me with that pointy blade in his hand.

Probably show some ninja-karate moves and kick my butt with her bare hands. >.<

Slash me up with that claw t.t

Cut me with the sythe.

Strangle me with her hair o.o

slicing me in half with his scythe then feeding me to pigs =O

Ironic you mention that since pigs are my favorite animal.

Enlarge the book he's carrying and enclose me within its pages forever. u.u

Stab me with his WING.

It's so sharp. D:

would toss me into a pit with man eating rabbits

All i can say is it would involve 3 giant dildos- a small hole- and a mallet...

Get your mind out of the gutter you perv!

Strangle me with that cord as I fail at screaming for help, probably take my wallet afterwards too..

more than probably... would die in a shoot out after taking his wallet

whips me to death after treating me to ice-cream

I would use my mage powers to enter the Fade. She would find me and possess me, however she doesn't get to be in the world long before she's cut down by soldiers.

would throw a book at my head and hit me exactly at my tempo and KO in one shot

nothing, give me a superpunch

Can't kill me...
>_>
-hangs her underside down over a pool of water invested with pests and lice-
kekekekkekeeeeeee MAWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
YESH OWO

chucks me in her zombie farm letting me be eaten

Stare at me until I feel so uncomfortable I kill myself.

wraps me around with the tail and strangles till i cant breath

pulls me apart piece by piece