Granted but it uses it's evil mammalian powers to lay it's eggs in you're heart so that when they hatch the young platypi have something to feed on. It's like AVP all over again. I knew there was something evil about it's ability to lay eggs, no mammal should be able to do such things!

I wish I had a million runes for free.

Granted, but they get eaten by a bug in the site coding.

I wish for a free trip to an anime convention!

Granted, but on the way there your tire goes flat and you aren't able to get there.

I wish I had a an iPad.

Granted, but the screen is cracked beyond repair.

I wish I could think of a wish.

Wish granted, but your wish is completely sick and twisted and you would never wish for that to happen.

I wish my navel piercing would be healed already! D8<

Granted, but your other piercings start to inflame.

I wish that I get a 1 year pizza supply.

Granted but by the end of the year, it's nasty!

I wish anime characters could be real!!

Granted! But all your friends get so entertained by them that they ignore you D:

I wish I could take a nap.

Granted, but your neighbors boost their sound systems and play letterman songs.

I wish I have RUNES now!

Granted, But as soon as you get them, the site crashes.

I wish I didn't have homework.

Granted, but then you get a test that you know nothing on!

I wish my puppy didn't smell like wet dog :x

Granted, but he will smell like wet cat.

I wish I have more cookies.

Granted, but they're all full of poison

I wish it would be proper spring soon

Granted, but it only lasts a few days

i wish i'd stop getting sick

Granted, but you died! D=

I wish Trisphee got overstocked with runes.

Granted, but someone figures out they're counterfit and nobody can use them.....

I wish I had something to do.....

Granted, you have a 1000-page term paper due tomorrow. Get to it.

I wish for delicious food whenever I want it <3

Granted, but it's always LOADED with fat and calories!

I wish for a bottle of hand sanitizer!

Granted...you get delicious food whenever you want it, but you spontaneously throw up whenever you eat.

I wish I could pull out however much money I need from my pocket whenever I needed it.

Edit: Dangit, Reyoki beat me to it. XD


Reyoki: Granted, but the hand sanitizer cleans with the power of acid and your skin slowly melts away everytime you use it.

Granted, but it's always a different type of foreign currency.

I wish for a lamp for my computer desk!

Granted, but it only has two settings: "Off" and "Suck Brains"

I wish for a full Pokedex <3

Granted, but, a horrible virus eats every entry when you try to look at them.

I wish for Spring!

Granted, but your flight left an hour ago and you can't exchange them.

I wish for amazing clothes!

Granted but there all so small that dolls hardly fit them
i wish i was a werewolf

Granted.
But you became Jacob Black.

I wish my friend would stop being a moron.

I'm ok with that =D

granted but now EVERYONE else is a moron

edit: i wish my next class had a computer i could use

I wish people would stop remembering to put in a wish XD

Granted but now i'm doing a new one anyway ^^

i wish school was out after this class so i could just go home

Granted, but then there's a huge car accident that prevents you from leaving. Why cars would be driving so erratically on school grounds is beyond me


I wish for an ice cream cone

Granted. You get only the cone. With no ice cream in it.

I wish for more Mountain Dew >w>

Granted but regrettably it was baking in the sun for hours with no chance of recovery (that poor poor mt. dew Q.Q you will be missed)

I wish my mom doesn't kill me today when we go see my councilor about my grades >.< :(

edit: Yay! no one corrupted it before the meeting to it went fine! XD
and so i have to make a new wish:

I wish i don't get a brain freeze from the ice cream im currently eating

Granted, but now you have no brain!

I wish it was raining ice cream!

Granted, but It's only flavors you don't like.

I wish I had more aurum...

Granted, but I've peed on them all! :u
Wtf? o:

I wish Simon was here. <3

Granted, but he's going to sleep now. <3

I wish I could see my lovely David more~

Granted, but he can't see or hear you.

I wish for marzipan!

granted but then the marzipan caught fire and thus became nothing but ash

i wish it was my b-day already X3 (still a week left~)

Granted, but nobody got you anything.

I wish for some new headphones!

Granted, but it was made of cucumber.

I wish for a good night of sleep.