whacking me with side of gunblade until I die

Eat my soul

with that shotgun there..... or possibly however you killed that minion hanging from the ceiling...

whip me using the thorn crown

Either stab me with the arm blades or whack me in the head with the staff.

She would catch me on fire with her sword.

run her tail through my heart?

Her: "Stop being freaking emo!" -bitch slap-
Unfortunately she forgot her blades were not retracted and slashed me across the face while she was at it.

He would fool me into thinking he was a lost puppy so I would go pet him then he would trnsform and stab me with his sword.

I would get hungry and try to eat her pet. She retaliates with some powerful holy magic which inadvertently kills me cause she didn't think I was so susceptible to that element.

Hm, I'd say eating me, because of the whole werewolf thing

bite me repeatedly then leave me to bleed to death

she will cut me into small pieces

bonk me on head with her staff

Stabbed to death.