Granted, but they're in tatters


I wish for my own Quantum Singularity gun

Granted. But you accidentally divide my zero.

I wish for something good to watch on tv.

Granted, but you're completely lost in the storyline


I wish for a new bed

Granted, but it is made of granite.

I wish for a kitten.

Granted, but it's a demon-kitty and tries to scratch your eyes out


I wish for a new bike

Granted, but it is a BMX bike and has those metal things sticking out of the side.

I wish for a new job.

Granted, but it's a Wal-mart


I wish for a scanner

Granted, but the little bulb is broken.

I wish I could have some 'alone time' with my wife.

Granted, but you forget to close the window


I wish for a daredevil moment

Granted, but the spirit of Evil Kineval haunts you.

I wish I could stay here longer.

Granted, but you get pulled away by a truck


I wish for a superhero costume

Granted, but it is too small to fit you.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

Granted, but you are now paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish for a soda.

Granted, but it is soda water with no flavoring.

I wish I could turn back time.

Granted, but now your stuck in the caveman era.... have fun!!

I wish that the goblins would come and take you away right now!! (It's a quote from the Labyrinth....if you haven't seen it, you should)

Granted, but you have to look for David Bowie in skin-tight pants to find him...

I wish the Labyrinth was real.... (P.s, the next poster reminds me of the babe!!)

Granted, but the person who was looking for you can't find the castle so you turn into a goblin. (ps. what babe?)

I wish I could meet Vic Mignogna!!

Granted, but he only talks about characters that you don't know... (p.s. the babe with the power!)

I wish for a pet squirrel who is NOT rabid...

Granted, but Maya gets jealous and eats him.... O___o

(What power?)

I wish I could have Cinnamoroll as a pet!! ^^

Granted, but Maya gets jealous and eats him.... O___o

(The power of Voodoo!)

I wish Maya's fleas would stop eating her alive!! TT^TT

Granted. They now go after you


I wish for a cinnamon roll for snack

granted, but then she eats you from the inside out <3

I wish for 30 aurum x:

Granted, but then you owe me 3000 with interest (kidding!)


I wish for new headphones

granted, but they cost you the 3k interest I just paid you
*hands headphones*
we're even! 8)

Thanks!


I wish for... uhm.. more time.

Granted, but there isn't any

(I meant for real about the headphones, by the way. Mine broke....)



I wish for a harem :p

Granted, but it's filled with reclusive hermits that hate humanity.

I wish for some bubble bath stuff!

Grants but its made from animal fat.

I wish for my life to be made into a movie.

Granted, but like Hollywood always does, they blow things way out of proportion and totally omit your favorite parts and it becomes just another bad movie.

I wish I didn't have to takes exams in a week...

Granted, but you have to take them tomorrow instead.

I wish for all of the vocaloids to be REAL!!

Granted, but they want to kill you.

I wish I wasn't sick. x.x

Granted, but now you're dead. Sorry.

I wish someone would make me dinner since I'm lazy...

Granted, but it turns into a food monster and eats you.

I wish I had something really exciting to do.

Granted, but it exhausts you and isn't fun any more.

I wish my sleep schedule was diurnal instead of nocturnal.

Granted, but everyone else in the world becomes nocturnal so it doesn't really change much.

I wish I had something to wish for.

Granted, you suddenly realize you're in desperate need, and your tranquility is shattered.

I wish for my friend to find a boyfriend.

Granted, but he's one of the worst guys in the world.

I wish I was a master in math.

Granted, but he's a manipulative jerk who takes advantage of your friend and leaves them for a prostitute. Beaten.

Granted, but now everyone asks you for homework help. And I mean everyone.

I wish to become an esper.

Granted, but the ability drives you crazy, and your mad mutterings are of no use to anyone.

I wish I could give my friend more confidence.

Granted but they become so full of hubris, thinking they were like superman/woman, they try to do the impossible and end up killing themselves.

I wish I wasn't a 135 pound weakling, maybe I could be more of a help in my job xP

Granted! Only now you are a 350 pound weakling, and you help so many people, that you don't have time to do the job that you were hired to do.

I wish i could cuddle a platypus.