I assume in this manner:
punishment

Puns!!! I love punsss

*lurks harder after the P word is used*

Eeks! Lurking! Well, at least you're booked for this thread.
*Shelves the comment*

Well, time for the Table of Pasta! *An empty table appears* INVISIBLE PASTA!

R'amen to the Invisble Pasta!

Oh, this miserable heat wave. Stop! I can't bare it!

Getting a bit hot under the collar?

This fat lady is rendered faint by the heat.

I hate the heat to its okay xD

It's in the 90's-100's (or upper 30's) here. ._.

*Drops Ice cubes on Tam*

Its at 90? Today... i think

We had a thunderstorm a few minutes ago, so things are better. But I still need to be sitting in front of the fan, and I can't cook because it'd heat the place up!

:(
...I know that cake is a lie and all, but marble at it's coldness!

That looks yummy. XD

Dumb YouTube told me the video's a lie. Or unavailable. *kicks YouTube*

I dragged thirty pounds of groceries in my little granny cart twelve blocks through the heat today!

:(
I really wish I could help, Tam.
*Tries to carry Tam and Tam's Groceries, but over 800 miles of land get in the way*