I can only get the computer variety anyway. So take that.

You can only get computer puns?
I wish. Your puns are puniversal

Viruses.

Are things still normal for you?

Yes, but my dad should stop reading the newspaper, because he keeps asking for masks and won't believe me when I say everyone already bought them.

Yeah, I still have yet to find sanitizer or disinfectant. They're getting more strict at the stores each day, it's pretty strange.

D: Soon you'll be cleaning your house with vodka

It might not have a high enough percentage of alcohol? Or it's probably being cleared off the shelves too, despite liquor stores being allowed to stay open because they've been deemed "essential".

it's essential to be drunk to forget the pandemic

Then they should legalize other things to free up resources.

Agreed. It would shake up the economy

Maybe it would also help people chill. But I guess not everyone experiences that part.

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I wonder if people are drinking more...

Probably. They lifted some sort of law here that allows restaurants to deliver alcohol. It's helping some businesses to survive.

wait, why couldn't you do that before

It was illegal, maybe to make it harder for underage people to have access? No idea, really.

I wonder why brazilian laws are so relaxed |D