-enjoys teasing her to much not realizing traps were set up freeze her in dry ice-

she would cling to me while in the dry ice trap

-is clung to tightly and suffocates-

::Is also clung to and dies pondering the meaning of life::

-runs off and away to die from slipping on puddle-
>_<X

Brutalized for breaking the combo above.

in an epic dual of the cyber guardians

Evenly matched until she reveals her ultimate attack, panels of hidden artillery opening to launch an all-out lethal array.

protecting him from the leathal artillery... it's not my style to rely on others. Also only gun i'd ever use is a sniper =P

Tie me up and throw me in a piranha-infested river

would pop my big head and toss me into news paper line to get squish

Push me off Niagara falls.. .D:

there's a cord attached.... Sadly i think i forgot to attach it to something else.....

-would come after me for vengeance and slaughter me to pieces and toss me over the falls-

would kill me with heartbreak when i caught her bringing home another girl's panties XD

She would obviously use that scythe but cuts me up Sephiroth fashion. In other words one swipe and I just cut sliced all over the place a hundred times. xP -is super dead-

hey.... oops... should have hid those better.
-would do the whole crazy ex wife scene with an ex-
"HEre's wIfy!"

he would kill me alone with the dark looks xD

NOOO even better!
He would catch me off guard in a dark area outside and grab me from behind with sleeping gas and drag me into an abandon warehouse and try to ransom me to the mayor for 5 million dollars but find out i wasn't his sexy wife but a single woman worth nothing to others and so would enjoy slow torture to me then leave me hanging bleeding to death. O___O

would laugh to death after saying "Here's wifey!"

Edit:: damn that edit was dark... yet AWESOME!

O_O I know it just like popped in my head at random so i had to write it down..
though i do it rarely
-gets killed for not sharing creative thoughts more often-

oh my... that's so beautiful ::gets killed by the beauty which is her latest avy::

-gets chased around for lack of clothes and throw into a pit of dirty clothes and hobos xD

::gets buried alive with dirty clothes and naked bodies while being called a hobo:: HEY! I'M NOT A HOBO!

payback for everything xD

stabbing me wildly while screaming "MY HAIR IS SUPERIOR!" /roar

with his vanity

-we would team up and kill juju together before going at each other- xD

she'd kill me last second of our final battle... WITH A TOOTHPICK!

I have a feeling that bird wants to eat me...
Oops. Was on the wrong page.
Obviously I would be cut to pieces with that scythe and then melted by his cyborg powers ._.;;

Hmmm...well there are probably zombies on the other side of that gate.
So I guess he'd lead me through the and the zombies take care of the rest.

with her fangirl-ness

gosh I feel so loved ; ^;

Iggy still has work to do, Hikori wins.

wrong forum... i'd die laughing at the incorrect post

...oops xD I usually don't do that but meh I blame the fact I'm playing games at the same time.

Would kill me using her wolf

would die from being poisoned by eating him...

She'd shine so bright, my eyes and brains would melt.

-is melted on and melts with her-
thanxz >>

she got a dagger, i got a heart- so she'd... well...


choke me to death =D

she'd take my soul, though i don't know how she'll do it, considering succubus has no soul

she drop me into the eye of a hurricane and i'll drown cause i barely can swim ><

She'll do a belly dance in front of me and I'd die by loosing lots of blood*

That huge blade rammed into my gut.