Granted, but everyone is gone.

I wish I have beauty

Granted, you are beautiful, the sad thing is that you don't know it.

I wish I hadn't slept in this morning.

You did but there wasn't much to wake up for...

I wish Christmas was tomorrow

Granted, but your christmas presents are lumps of coal.

I wish I can drink

Granted, but then you discover you get sick from one glass.

You didn't make a wish, Rayah...


I wish I knew what to do about this girl that's bugging me.

Granted, you know what to do about her, but now how to do it.

I wish you could buy fantasy style clothing like on our Trisphee avatars in stores for reasonable prices.

Granted but you won't have the ability to hold it down

I wish I'm a youtube celebrity

Granted, but then you have no inspiration for videos.

I wish I had more tea.

Granted, but then your taste buds change and you only want to drink PEPSI.

I wish it were snowing.

Granted, but then it snows through summer!

I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but you don't get to choose the location.

I wish I could get some sleep.

Granted, but you can only sleep for a year at a time


I wish for batteries

Granted but as soon as you put them into whatever it is you are trying to power they explode.

I wish I had some cereal.

Granted, but then you find out it's just styrofoam and mulch


I wish for anything but a moped

Granted anything you wish for comes true, but some how your wish got mixed up and was given to someone else, and you received a moped for the inconveniences. lol

I wish I had some hot chocolate.

granted but it is ice cold and cheaply made so its watery and there is only 2 marsh mellows, and they are hard as rocks.

i wish i had a pony :D

Granted, but the pony wasn't tamed and it starts to kick you.

I wish I had a Treadmill.

Granted, but it's stuck on it's highest speed.

I wish for a jet boat.

Granted, but it explodes


I wish for a Double Saber

Granted but it brakes comming out of the box!
I wish I had wings...

Granted, but they are tiny insect wings that do you no good.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but the FBI arrest you


I wish for a blanket

Granted, but the blanket is moth-eaten and smells like roach crap.

I wish I had a loyal, loving husband.

Granted, but then you wake up


I wish I was able to use B-rank Twin Claws

Granted! But the rank drops after the first use.

I wish I had a cool signature!

Granted, but you the site disabled signature feature

I wish for you to have a good new year.

Granted, but then everyone else has a grappy one


I wish for nothing!

Granted. Everything is taken away from you even this post.

I wish I had a house to live in.

Granted, but it falls apart when you close the front door


I wish for a new pair of glasses

Granted, but you crack them when closing the boot to your car.

I wish for more manga books.

Granted, but they're not of interest to you or anyone else


I wish for a DS

Granted. But it's the upcoming 3DS, and your 3d glasses don't work.

I wish for a pizza.

Granted, but it's really Pizza the Hut and he makes a big mess


I wish for some soda

Granted. But your patented 'three tap' method doesn't stop the wave of cooling soda coating your face.

I wish for no headache.

Granted, but your head explodes


I wish for a PKE(?) meter from Ghostbusters

Granted. But the nuclear power needed for it is banned in every country.

I wish my wife would wake up :/

Granted, but she's very cranky


I wish for some cake

Granted, but the cake is a lie.

I wish for new clothes.