Hey, Fox hoarder. <3

Well, I fucked myself. xD;

My phone got wet, touchscreen shit out, fixed that problem, now I can't charge it. YAY MEE!!!

:(

*Hugs the Batterz*

Stick it in riceeee

It's fine.
I fixed it.

When did you wake up batty boo?

Twenty minutes ago.

Why didnt you message me? :(

I did.
I'm pretty sure it went through.

0.o i didnt get it lemne go look

Ughhhh. Skins so rawwwwwwwww. XD

Yous a crispy bat

Extra crispy.
Half my body is beet red.
The other half is pale. ><
Just roll me in seasoning and I bet I'd taste better than KFC ;3;

*licks lips* mmmm fried bat

OMG, NO.
YOU WILL NOT ENJOY MY SUFFERING.

...so is this cannibalism, batty-cake, or a drag-of-neel?