Sounds like you were prepared to be a star and they weren't.

What kind of dresses people are buying if not sparkly ones!!!

I'm just now finding out ones without sparkles exist.

Nooo, don't find them |D
be sparkly!!

Just help me track this one down...

that looks a lot like something diego montoya would do |D

I'd be surprised if he didn't make it. Or not, because everyone tends to copy. But we just need to kidnap him.

Maybe we should tell we have Sasha Velour with us

We can pretend to be her new stylists, because everyone knows to suck up to the stylists if they want publicity.

You always come up with the evil great plans |D

It's not that evil. There's no torture involved. Yet.

Would you torture an innocent stylist!!

mdom says, "Would you tort-" My brain interrupts, "Yes."

Let me ponder that. Hmm, maybe not. But I don't know any other way of convincing them to get us custom made gowns.

A very detailed con?

Are you watching AJ and the queen?

Nah, it didn't really interest me. Did you like it?

It's very basic |D some cameos are nicer than the others
gotta admire Ru's balls to get a love interest who's half her age tho