Granted, but then they crumble to dust



I wish for more Au

Granted but you can't use it.

I wish I knew what to buy with runes.

Granted, but you end up not liking them


I wish for a headband

Granted but when you put it on, it burns a hole in your head.

I wish I could buy more runes.

Granted, but then you lose the money


I wish for a new jacket

Granted but it's a ugly one from the thrift store...well you didn't define the parameters of "new" did ya?

I wish my debit card was working again (I dn't know why it's not)

Granted but their fake so you can't buy anything with them.

I wish it would snow already!!

Granted but due to some freak accident because of the snow there's a car half-way through your room.

I wish I was sexier than I already am ;D xDD

Granted, but now you have numerous (more) stalkers.

I wish for Pokémon: Soul Silver for Christmas *.*

Granted, but it's in Korean.

I wish I had a tablet.

Granted, but it's from a Mayan temple and their spirits want you to return it


* wish for noise-canceling headphones

granted but they're 5 pound headphone x-x;

I Wish I knew American Sign Language.

@Ultima: lol more? I refuse to believe I have stalkers already. << >>

Granted but you forget how to speak english.

I wish I never had to do homework...

Granted, but then you fall into a coma


I wish I could go back to a normal sleeping schedule

Granted, but your bed fails at keeping you comfy, therefore keeping you up half the night.

I wish to have food right now.

GRANTED! But its horrible tasting and covered in a weird french sauce you don't like.

I wish I had... more hair to equip.

Wish granted but you forget to put on clothes
x:

I wish I had more aurums

Granted! But now everything costs runes and nobody wants aurums.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Granted, but the hours are regulated by the FCC.

I wish that I can have a Rapidash.

Granted but I posted before it.

I wish it would post after me.

Granted, but now I have nothing to say

I wish Chris would go die in a fire.

granted but it caught the house on fire.

I wish that I could actually grant wishes.

Granted, but you are forever locked in battle with a man who thinks wishes don't exist and you must fight with red and blue truth for all eternity.

I wish that a game genie was a genie that came out of a nintendo after you rubbed it like a lamp.

Granted, but all his wishes suck and nothing comes true.

I wish that Chris could no longer speak.

Granted but then But then you couldn't speak in audible format anymore.

I wish that playstation 3s had a muffin button.

Granted, but each muffin costs $599.00 us dollars.

I wish I had the ability to steal from the future.

Granted, but you can then only use it when plugged into a giant pyramid shaped geofront.

I wish the Gundam statue could move.

Granted, but you internet provider's raises their prices too high for you to be able to afford

I wish I were a ninja

Granted, but you can never be seen again. O.o

I wish I had a pokemon in real life!!

Granted, but then Animal Control kills it

I wish for some friends to get on so I can Rp with them

Granted, your friends get on and you create a wonderful role play, but then you realized you stayed up until 6am and you have a major presentation at 8am....gah.... X__X

I wish for everything to turn out all right.

Granted but that only lasts for 2 seconds

I wish it snowed already!

granted but it's been spray painted all over and dosn't work.

i wish i could go into any anime i choose =D

Granted but the secrets are too overwhelming!!

I wish I could get all As on my finals

Granted, but you had to change your whole personality to get that disciplined and focused, and now your friends don't like you.

I wish my neighborhood was safe to walk in.