Granted but it's your least favorite kind of pizza.

I wish it was Halloween.

granted...


i wish for money

granted but its fake...


i wish for alot of shards

granted but its only 1


i wish for alot of aurum

granted but you need to fly here in the Philippines.


i wish i was in London

granted but you will be frozen


i wish its a bit hot

Granted, but then you notice that you're in a giant oven

I wish for less souls

granted it will move to me...


i wish for a good lover

Granted, but being with that person gets really annoying


I wish for a good belt to go with this dress, preferably gold-colored

granted but the mice bite it...


i wish for more poker chipsss

Granted, but people eat them thinking they were potato chips


I wish for a new latch for my bedroom door

granted but its gone now...


i wish for a new hairstyle