With micro bombs strapped to their tiny bodies

Oh goodness, don't be the russians, fox

XD at least they are better then the wig bandits who walked in the store walked out store.

Man those were some shifty wig bandits...

I don't understand

Man I think my nipples are out of place.
And yes why would you look at the camera. And those werent wigs they were extensions. XD you arent bandits if you only rob once.

They remind me of Tara's sister before she got them redone.

They were shifty hair extension thieves, very inconspicuous. And sorry Funk, for the past few hours we have been mocking Fox and NBC news for the breaking news hits XD

yeah the story is that two girls walked into a store and robbed the store taking a bunch wigs. The news made it hilarious by calling them wig bandits when one, they only stole once, and two those were hair extensions. It sounded so dramatic in the preview. ...WIG BANDITS.

lols...I'm tired *faints and sleeps*

QUICK WHERE IS ROBOBORG?!!!!

OH yeah and they caught them on tape.
the other story was a passenger is suing an airline, because there were roaches coming out of the vents on the plane.

Man who new the news could be so humerous

That sounds legitimate. Roaches can be intolerable.

And oh yea the drunk guy at butter.

Clearly you do not live in a ghetto Funk. Besides...from what I could see from the pics it was just the one roach

Yea but the way it was presented in the news makes it hilarious.
-dies laughing falls on keyboard- its true... xD