That may be so, but that chaise lacks what this chaise has!

I have a chaise.
It's not that special though :C

~glares at cron~ you better replace my purple ones as well.. -3-

-plants Rose a set of Spider Lillies o3o-

I agree with Obbi.
-Looks at Croni.- What's wrong with this chaise?

Oooh spider irises are pretty.

Mmmmm I think I missed everything.

Everything and anything.

That chaise lacks the embrodery of this chaise!

I'm just gonna jump in on this!
-applies laser cannon to Cron's chaise- o3o

Embroidery is a silly thing. What is it to that of comfort and such?
-Pouts-

Because the embroidery embues the chaise with runes to make it softer than felt, silk, and lennin all woven into one.

. . . . But I'm already comfy here. I'm not sure I could get up and find this chaise of softness.

-strokes his chaise of incredible softness- only the bravest have dared seek it, yet only I have found it ~w~

If it's so comfy. . . -Gets up and sits on the other chaise.- I don't see the big deal. o_o

WAHAHAHAHAHAH! -Watches as the Chaise ensnares Lio in it's chains and binds her-
Behold the Chaise of holding, for none can escape it's binding grasp!

-Screams bloody murder.- I'M GONNA GET YOU!!!