Granted, but now people are so mature that things like alcohol, cigarettes, gore movies and avi sites are gone forever(we're way to mature for that).

i wish i didn't feel sick

Granted. You're the only one that isn't sick


I wish to visit the Capitol City of Flowers in the Sky

Granted, but all the flowers died when you came.

I wish my life wasnt so boring.

Granted. You die instantly


I wish it wasn't so late at night right now

Granted. It's now early in the morning.

I wish there were more actives on Trisphee =/

Granted. It gets overcrowded and loses it's charm


I wish for more water

Granted. The entire Earth floods.

I wish I knew what to do with my life.

Granted. You discover you want to be a transsexual prostitute.

I wish my Halloween candy supply would never run out >O

Granted~! but you get fat when you eat 24/7!
I wish i didnt have to walk my dog....D:

Granted, but now he walks you.
I wish my dog learned how to behave.

Granted. It sips tea and talks like you're it's servant


I wish for something adorable to snuggle

granted, but it turns out to be evil and kills you.

I wish that alll of my characters are real!

Granted, but your house becomes too crowded.



I wish for dA to be less dickish

Granted, but I catch you and eat you.

I wish I had some icecream

Granted. You become autistic instead


I wish I had some cake

Granted, but you cause more harm than good and everyone hates you



I wish for Batwoman

Granted.. but shes evil and wrecks your entier life O.o

I wish I had a pet bunny.

Granted, but it's a demon bunny and eats all of your limbs


I wish for dinner

Granted ...although its covered in rat poison.

I wish to meet a new friend.

Granted, but they tried to kill you


I wish for my writing and sprite archives to be on this drive

granted but the drive explodes
i wish i wasn't stuck cleaning my room

Granted but your stuck in your room forever

I wish I had an amazing broadway belt voice! :)

Granted. You develop an amazing singing voice and gain large numbers of rabid fans. It all goes sour when one of your obsessive fans stalks and molests you. >.<

I wish I weren't so apathetic.

Granted, but you'll be driven insane by your emotions.

i wish i had some food.

Granted, but it was all made of asparagus.

I wish for a change to prove myself to the world.

Granted, but it's in a negitive way and everyone hates you.

I wish i could get a kitten.

Granted but she turns out to be allergic to fleas and hates litter boxes... oh wait.

I wish I had a kitten who didn't have fleas and used litter boxes.

Granted, but now you have fleas and cant remember how to use the toilet.

i wish it would snow.

Granted, unfortunatly it was an avalance that crushed you flat.

I wish my brothers had indoor voices

Granted, but then your house collapses on them.


I wish for a puppeteer youkai to snuggle

Granted but then it tried to kill you.

I wish to know how asura's mind works

Granted, but then you melt from the horror of it all


I wish for better headphones <.<

Granted but they eat your brains.

I wish I had a life.

Granted, but you'll never be able to go online again!

i wish i wasn't hungry

Granted. Your body eats itself completely


I wish for socks

Granted but they have huge holes in them.

I wish less whiners on my mmo

granted, but now its full of hackers.

i wish i had £10,000